Context: Gouda is our pet rat
Bean: we should have a Gouda watch
Me: a Gouda watch? Like a live stream of Gouda
Bean: no like updates like pictures and his thoughts
Me: his thoughts
Bean: yes he has many thoughts, he’s a whore
Me: he’s a whore? Ah yes the virgin whore.
… Several minutes pass and I start writing this
Me: OH! Now I get it
Bean: everyone is going into the lane that’s closed, I don’t know why everyone is so stupid
Me: they’re not stupid their just ass holes, we’re in Connecticut
Bean: did I do the right thing there
Me: what? Letting the other car go or grabbing my tit? …yes to both
Bean: are you laughing cause I’m cute or cause you got distracted by something on your phone
Me: you for being cute
Bean: cool, if it was the phone thing I was gonna be a little offended
Me: well you read Ao3 all the time while I’m being cute
Bean: well your cute all the time, I’m just cute some of the time
Me: well then you don’t need to read for entertainment, just look at me
